kiss has to be one of the most disappointing bands ever. imagine hearing about this crazy rock band that dresses up in insane costumes and wears face paint and the one guy looks super demonic and has a really long tongue and everyone says they’re satanic and then you listen to them and they’re just singing about how they wanna bone but it’s in a socially acceptable tongue in cheek way that your dad likes
I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free
ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura
-1
-1
ma’am please
DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one
Mycena subcyanocephala photographed by chofungi
trimming my moochie (man coochie) with an electric trimmer and my dog barked, i nearly gave myself a clitorisn't
WHY DO U GUYS SAY THINGS LIKE THIS TO ME
do u wanna make the worst mistake of ur life (flirtatiously)